Things likely to be heard after camp:
Douchebaggery is an unforgivable sin.
I need to go grocery shopping.
Why is everything I own covered in cat hair?
Do I have to pick these people up from the airport? I no longer care if they walk.
Got to get that POI done.
And you will faintly hear the scratching of letter writing.
And the winner for most random and unplanned nonsensical post goes to.....
Yeah, I'll just take my award and leave through the back door.