Once upon a time, there was a girl named Kelsey. Kelsey decided it would be fun to study in Rome for a semester. After about half of the semester had passed, all of Kelsey's professors held a large top secret meeting and decided that it would be really fun to plan all of their midterms on the same day. As each professor laughed evilly, Kelsey began to feel very stressed. The day of the evil plot drew nearer and nearer and Kelsey realized that the malicious plan of her professors would succeed. When it got to with in 12 hours of the first test, Kelsey caved and ate an entire bar of chocolate. Then she pulled her tear-drenched blanket over her cold toes and continued to study for her Italian High Renaissance slide test with her smeared, albeit beautifully crafted, study sheets. This tragic nail-nibbling scene continued into the wee hours of the night until Kelsey eventually fell asleep on the couch, where red pens and mystery slides haunted her dreams.
It's funny when it's written in third person and I can pretend like it's not me.
The sequel will be published tomorrow. If this was billed as a "choose your own adventure" book, I hope picked the one where I live to see the last chapter play out.
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